I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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