Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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