: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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