Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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