Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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