yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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