If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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