Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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