i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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