So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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