hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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