Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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