wanna go halves on a baby?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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