i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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