My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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