Buhtt sex?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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