have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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