yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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