i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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