Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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