If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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