Me. At least after what I've been through.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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