woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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