She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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