i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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