There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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