I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
porn star boner night. come get it.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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