Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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