I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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