Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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