I am puke
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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