I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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