sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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