i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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