I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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