I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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