Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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