i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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