Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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