Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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