I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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