did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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