Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Everyone says I win the strip club
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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