guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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