I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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