just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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