Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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