I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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