Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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