we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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